usernamegameon100:

Coachella: So what songs will you be doing?

Beyonce: All of them

Coachella: Lol but really what songs are you gonna do?

Beyonce:

(via laughbitches)

greelin:

no offense but sweet dreams are literally made of this and.. who am i to disagree

(via laughbitches)

olivertrees:

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(via laughbitches)

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

(via thebootydiaries)